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A pair of morons that fall into the involuntary sterilized.

Today, the pair pled guilty to felony child abuse and were sentenced to probation and community service. (Story)

Probation and community service? You have to be kidding me? Is that the best that Judge Browder Willis could do? Somehow I doubt it.

Another moron that should never be allowed to make rulings like this again.

Who forgot to put the filter on the gene pool?

"Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege." - Unknown

A family court judge in New York has told a woman that she is no longer supposed to have children. The woman has had seven children by seven different men. Every child has been placed into foster care and the last three children were born addicted to cocaine.

Considering the circumstances, I don't think that the judge went far enough. Not that she could have, but I think this woman should be permanently sterilized. I can't imagine the hell that her children have gone through. Being "raised" by a cocaine addicted mother who has been in and out of court for child neglect for the last five years.

The New York Civil Liberties Union is fighting the ruling saying that the mother has the right to procreate. Well, that's true, but come on... If for one second you think that it is a good idea for this woman to have another child, you need to have your head examined. This woman is a drain on the rest of the world and needs to be stopped. If she wants to screw up her own life, that is fine, but don't let her mess up the lives of kids that have nothing to do with it.

This whole situation brings back something that I have always thought. We should make people get a license to breed. We have to be licensed to do everything else, why not making babies? I know, it is difficult to enforce. Hell, almost impossible. And in this case probably wouldn't have changed anything. This woman cares nothing for her children, let alone the law.

I hope that we see more of this type of ruling in the future and that the ACLU falls flat on their faces trying to appeal the rulings.

"Contraceptives should be used on all conceivable occasions." - Spike Milligan

On most days, I am the first person to get to work. When I get here, the bathrooms are clean. The floors are mopped. The toilets are scrubbed.

By 9:00AM, the floors are sticky and people have pissed all over the toilets.

I don't get it.. What is wrong with you people? Do you piss all over the floor at home? If you do, remind me never to come to your house. I have never worked anywhere where the bathrooms are this bad.

It really grosses me out... I hate having my shoes stick to the floor.

Let me give you a piece of advice once given to me by my father... "Step closer... It is shorter than you think."

"Cleaning anything involves making something else dirty, but anything can get dirty without something else getting clean." - Laurence J. Peter

Politicians have been trying to force their moral code on the common citizen for a long time and it is still happening today. One of the biggest failures in the attempt to legislate morality was prohibition. Prohibition was undertaken by an outspoken minority that pushed and lobbied the government about the evils of alcohol and how people who used it were bound to be degenerates. The government eventually acted and in 1920 a constitutional amendment was passed saying that the use and production of alcohol was illegal. After a short 13 years, the politicians took a look at it all and decided that there was no way to effectively enforce the law, so the amendment was repealed.

To me, this sounds a lot like what we are going through now... We have politicians wanting to amend the constitution to "protect the sanctity of marriage." Come on, guys... Do you really think that two gay men or two lesbian women who want to say they are married lowers the value of my marriage? Umm.. .no. It doesn't affect me at all. You are merely trying to push your morality off on other because the thought of two people of the same sex in a relationship makes your sphincter pucker.

Face facts, legislating morality is something that will never work. Morals change over time. You can create legislation that protects people from dangerous activities and from infringing on other people's rights, but not morality.

"Morality is herd instinct in the individual. " - Friedrich Nietzsche

I think the main thing is that while I said I was going to remain impartial during the whole thing, I figured out pretty quickly that there is one candidate that I really don't like. It isn't that I can't get behind his policies... I just can't stand him.

One thing that I still believe today is that I don't think the president has very little to do with how the country actually progresses. The president cannot create jobs. The president cannot increase consumer and corporate spending or decrease inflation.

The president is a figurehead. It is his job to collect the smartest bunch of people to help him make the decisions. That is what made Reagan a good president.

The other thing that I have realized in the past couple of weeks is that because I live in a small state, my vote really doesn't count. I don't live in a swing state, so the candidates don't even bother to visit.

The last thing... I am so glad that after tomorrow, we will have no more commercials! Life will be so nice.

1 Day & No More Counting...

My name is The Angry Fat Man and I endorse this message.

Interestingly enough, both candidates have been using this question. At least in limited fashion. Neither of them is dumb enough to to come out and say it directly, but they are hinting at it. Kerry has had some of his flunkies ask the question. Bush was asked the question in an interview and said that at least 50% of the people in the United States would say yes.

Hey candidates... Is anyone really better off? We have had a lot of crap happen in the last 4 years. September 11. Skyrocketing oil prices. War in Afghanistan. War in Iraq. There are a couple of those that are questionable as to their reasoning, but the question still remains...

Are you better off today than you were four years ago? Probably not, but would we have been in a different boat if someone else had been in office? Probably not.

First candidate to actually ask that question is going to lose some serious points. Just for being stupid.

Still tied at 0-0.

56 Days & Counting...

No matter what side of the fence you sit on, that is not a good thing...

Still 0-0.

56 Days & Counting...

Nothing all that good to talk about.

The score is still tied at 0 - 0.

57 Days & Counting...

Both Bush and Kerry are campaigning on the issue of jobs. They are both spending a lot of time in the "Rust Belt" section of the United States: Illinois, Indiana, Michigan, and Ohio and Pennsylvania. Of these, Michigan, Ohio and Pennsylvania are considered "swing states". More on that topic in a minute.

They are both going into that section of the country and talking about how they are the candidate that is going to foster more job growth and it is going to help them. The people in the Rust Belt. Here is the problem with that argument... I don't believe it. Not at all. In fact, I think that it is nothing more that hot air.

Here is why... The Rust Belt states have been in decline for the last 40 years. The main problem is that the steel industry can't compete with steel manufacturing from other countries. One person, whether they are a Democrat or a Republican is not going to be able to help them out. But, if they are able to convince them that they are, then there are three of the coveted swing states and that candidate will be that much closer to the White House.

At this point, the whole job creation argument is a fighting point that is going to win the person with the most convincing answer a couple of swing states. It doesn't really affect me personally, so at this point, neither candidate has gained any additional credibility.

The score is tied at 0 - 0.

59 Days & Counting...

The election, that is...

Right now, I am an undecided voter. If the elections were held today, I would probably avoid voting. I don't completely agree with either candidate. Each of them has some things that I agree with, but I just don't feel like I can get behind either one.

So, here is what I am going to do. Each day, I am going to try to find one topic that I can consider. Some of them will be controversial, some of them will probably be stupid. At the end of it all, I will be an informed voter. I may still be undecided, but at least I will be able to tell you why.

60 Days & Counting...

That being said, I have to relate something that happened to me this past weekend. We took a road trip to Saint Louis for a mini vacation. We were taking Noah to a Wiggle concert on Tuesday, so we figured that we would spend Sunday and Monday just doing some sightseeing.

As we were getting into downtown Saint Louis, there was a very loud thump. I thought we had blown a tire, but I didn't notice anything wrong with the steering. I looked in the rearview mirror and saw a chunk of concrete rolling down the intersate.

I pulled over as quickly as I could and it was at that point that I saw that there were six or eight kids standing on the overpass that we had just passed under. I realized that the chunk of concrete that hit the car was probably thrown by these kids. I grabbed my cell phone and called 911. At the same time, I jumped out of the car so I could try to get a look at these kids. It was at this point that they started running.

I was explaining what was going on to the 911 operator. She was trying to figure out where we were. Since we were past the exit on the eastbound side of the interstate, I was looking back at the exit on the westbound side. I explained that the only sign that I could see was exit 39C. She was hung up on the fact that there is no exit 39C on the eastbound side. I kept telling her that I understood that and that I had no idea what the name of the street was.

Once we figured that out, she asked a few more questions. I explained that we had gotten hit by a chunk of concrete that was thrown off the overpass by a bunch of kids. I could still see the kids running down the street at this point. She asked me if anyone was hurt or if they had broken any windows. I told her that the windows were intact and that no one was hurt. Her next question completely floored me. She asked me what I wanted them to do.

Ummm, lets see... Why don't you get a cop down here to try to catch these little bastards who hit my car.

I told her that I wanted to file a report, but that I really wanted to have someone try to catch up with these kids. At this point, I could still see them.

She asked me if I could make a positive identification of the kids. I couldn't. It took me about a quarter of a mile to get stopped, so there was no way I could point out these kids with 100% certainty, other than the fact that I could still see them running down the street.

She then asked me what they were wearing. They were all wearing jeans and white t-shirts. When I told her this, she informed me that "All juveniles in Saint Louis wear jeans and white t-shirts."

I asked her if she was going to send an officer to try to speak with these kids and she told me that she wasn't. What gives her the right do decide which calls she is going to dispatch and which one she isn't? I really think that they would want to talk to these kids, but I guess not. Plus, I don't know if you have ever been to Saint Louis, but there are cops everywhere. I am sure that she could have had someone there within 60 seconds of when I first called if she had acted on it properly.

Then she asked me again what I wanted to do. I said that since she wasn't going to do anything about the kids, that I wanted to file a report. She informed me that, since I was still parked on the interstate, that she would have to send two cop cars out to take a report and she didn't want to do that. So, if I'm not bleeding, it isn't convenient for you to send someone out to investigate?

I was furious at this point. Not only was I being completely blown off by this inept 911 operator, but it was sinking in that I could have died if was going any slower than I was. You see, I had just seen where the rock had hit the car... The initial impact was about 4 inches back from the front windshield on the driver's side. Had I been going just slightly slower, it would have come through the windshield and hit me. I would have become a statistic... Just another sad story.

At this point, the operator told me that I should just go to my hotel and call back and they would get a report. I was floored, but I went ahead and did it.

The topper to the whole event was when I called back. I figured that the chances that I actually spoke to the same person again was slim when I called in, especially since I was calling the non-emergency number the second time around. As luck would have it, no. I got the same person. She told me that since I could not make a positive identification and that there was no injuries, she wasn't going to send out an officer and that they would take the report over the phone.

To protect and serve? Not in Saint Louis.

"911 is a joke" - Public Enemy

Here is my problem... There is no candidate in any election, especially the presidential election, that encompasses what I want to see. And, I think I am not the only person out there that feels the same way. Every candidate is either very left or very right. There is no candidate for the people that sit firmly on the fencepost.

The two party system that the United States employs has evolved into an unusable mess. Democrats vote against Republican bills because they are brought by Republicans. Republicans vote against Democrat bills because the are brought by Democrats.

The system is broken. There is no middle ground.

Where is my candidate?

I am for tax reform and I want my taxes to be lower. I know that I need to pay taxes, but I would really like the pie to be a little more evenly distributed.
I want a strong military, but I don't want to use it unless we have to.
I am for abortion rights, but I am personally antiabortion.
I am for smart gun control.
I want to reduce our dependance on foreign oil, even if it means drilling in Alaska.
I think the environment should be protected intelligently.

This is just part of my list. If I fit in to any political party, it is probably the Republican party. Some of my views are outside of their doctrine, but it is the closest I am going to get. My main problem is that I do not identify with the religious holy-rolling that goes on there.

As with the previous few elections, we will have to choose the lesser of two evils, whichever one that happens to be. At this point, I am not sure there is one.

"Politics... have always been the systematic organization of hatreds." - Henry Brooks Adams

I'll be the first to admit that I have not been updating this site as often as I have wanted. I have just been way too busy. I know, I have made that excuse before, but it is true.

Now, there is a new reason that may cause The Angry Fat Man to die. The company that makes the software that I use to run this site has decided to make some changes in how they license their software. Up until last week sometime, their software was free. If you wanted to make a donation to their cause, then you could. And I have. Then, last week, they released a new version of the software and decided to make you pay for it. This site would require an investment of $70.00. Not all that much in the grand scheme, but the way that they have written the license terms, they reserve the right to force you to pay for any future upgrades. This really frustrates me. They are going against one of the rules of commerce... You can charge for something today that you were giving away for free.

I'm not sure if, or what, this means for the site. Hopefully, I'll figure it out in the near future.

"It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens." - Woody Allen

Last Thursday, I received a call from my wife that started out, "I had to call the cops..." Not a good way for any call to start out with, but she was very right in doing so.

When she was getting ready to pull into the driveway that day after picking Noah up, she noticed that there was this guy standing in front of our house. Not just standing in front of the house, but leaning up against the garage door.

Oh, yeah. And he was wearing a ski mask.

Misty decided not to turn into the driveway, keep driving past and call the police. Instead of calling 911, she called the non-emergency number. She let the dispatcher know that there was a guy in a ski mask standing in front of the garage doors and that she would really like someone to come over and take a look. She kept driving past the house and on the third or fourth time, the guy must have gotten a little spooked and started to walk off.

By this time, she was on the phone with me and she was telling me that he was walking around waving his arms in the air. She said that he looked a little crazy. I was getting close to the subdivision, so I decided to try and see where this guy was. I told Misty to go ahead and go home. As I came up on the guy, he was still wearing the mask and waving his arms around. He was also about 2 blocks from the local grade school and there were a bunch of kids playing outside in the park next to it.

That made me a little nervous, so I called 911 and told them that I was calling in reference to a previous call and told them that this guy was getting pretty close to the school and that they might want to get moving. At that point, since he was a good distance away from our house, I went ahead and went home.

Here is where I get a little pissed off...

A few minutes later, one of Overland Park's best called Misty and filled her in on the details. The man was from India and was visiting some family and wasn't used to the weather in Kansas. That day, it was in the low 60s and it had rained a little bit off and on throughout the day. Overall, the cop said everything was under control. Then he asked Misty if the guy had done anything to make her nervous. I didn't get to see her face at that point, but I think she was falbbergasted. I don't know how she responded, but I want to respond to good old Deputy Fife now...

There was a person standing in front of my house that shouldn't have been there. Not just in front of my house, but up against my house. I don't care who you are... that should be enough for any person, especially a woman with a child in tow, want someone else around before they investigate what is going on.

Once the person noticed that he was being watched, he started to walk around waving his arms in the air. Once again, I would at least get out of this guy's way if I saw him coming my way. I can do that... I was bigger than he was. I can't say the same about Misty or the kids hanging out around the school.

Last, but nowhere near least, the guy was wearing a freaking mask! Hey, Deputy Fife... If this guy was walking around your house, you would have said something. Especially when it is 60 degrees outside.

It was out of place. Completely out of place. I'm sorry that you had to get out of your car and off your donut eating ass to take care of the situation, but this situation would have made anyone nervous.

That was a damn fine piece of police work.

"All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl." - Charlie Chaplin (1889 - 1977)