Have Foofoo Coffee...Will Heap Scorn...
So I was in a meeting the other day, and seemed to be one of two people who didn't go out to grab a coffee from the friendly barrista at Starbucks or Seattle's Best. I know each of these people and most go every single morning on their little coffee run outings. And why, when coffee is such a stupid subject, would anyone dream of asking why I didn't go and get Starbucks? I don't think I've ever gone to get Starbucks since working here in Southlake!!! Why, if I just want a nice, hot, steaming cup of craptastically free motor oil in the morning, do I gain the scorn of my fellow cube dwellers? Because it's just not the same as Starbucks... Huh? You mean because I don't go and spend 12 bucks every morning for my half-caff FrappaVenteMochachinoLatte with two shots of espresso I'm a heathen?
I'm sorry, but free coffee is exactly the right price when it comes to caffeinated goodness in the morning!
I'm probably mostly upset that it was implied that I came in late and that's why I missed to coffee run...I didn't see any of the rest of these people online that morning at 2:00am trying to clean up that mess in Wisconsin!!!!
Anyway...I'll sit here with my extra couple of bucks a month and my free motor oil....thanks!