Damn Dirty Apes
I work with some damn dirty people. Not dirty in the fun sense... Dirty in the outright disgusting sense.
On most days, I am the first person to get to work. When I get here, the bathrooms are clean. The floors are mopped. The toilets are scrubbed.
By 9:00AM, the floors are sticky and people have pissed all over the toilets.
I don't get it.. What is wrong with you people? Do you piss all over the floor at home? If you do, remind me never to come to your house. I have never worked anywhere where the bathrooms are this bad.
It really grosses me out... I hate having my shoes stick to the floor.
Let me give you a piece of advice once given to me by my father... "Step closer... It is shorter than you think."
"Cleaning anything involves making something else dirty, but anything can get dirty without something else getting clean." - Laurence J. Peter