Yes, Mexican people come from Dodge City...
So I'm out and about the other day trying to work off the paleness that comes with sitting in front of a computer all day...and I hear one of the most curious statements I've ever heard...
Let me set it up for you.
I'm in Oak Park Mall.
There are a few boobjob soccer moms hanging out and gabbing.
The rugrats are running wild in the mall.
Two mexican guys walk past the moms and then past me as I head towards the bleach blonde rejects from Desperate Housewives...
One woman turns to the other and says:
"I don't know where all these mexicans are coming from."
The other, matter of factly turns and says:
"Well, you know, there are a lot of Mexicans in Dodge City, I'll bet that's why they come to Kansas."
So there is it ladies and gentlemen, the entryway from Mexico to the rest of the midwest is through Dodge City. I propose that instead of putting up fences along the border, we wall up Dodge City and start taking names and ID cards, because Lord knows the mexicans must have tunneled under Texas and Oklahoma, magically emerging in Southwest Kansas. After a few weeks surely the mexicans will go home and stop "bothering" us by taking our shit jobs and trying to find a better life. I mean, I know that the folks there in Dodge City must be greatful to lose a few mexicans this way every once in a while... I mean, from this lady's demeanor, they must just be overrun with the blighters. Surely to her knowledge Dodge City is some sort of Mecca to them. They make a pilgrimage of sorts and just get stuck in the midwest, dispersing from there?