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Spamalicious

I can't believe how many people are out there that want to increase the size of my penis, enlarge my breasts, allow me to get Viagra without embarrassment, get me out of debt, give me free money at online casinos, get me the lowest interest rates ever, get me a GED and an college degree. It makes me feel really good to know that there are that many people out there that care so much about me.

Oh, wait... Who am I kidding. I despise Spam. Not that tasty canned meat made by Hormel. I kinda like that stuff.

What I hate is unsolicited email. The morons that send this crap will do anything to get around all of the Spam filters that I set up. It pisses me off. There is a special place in Hell set aside for spammers.

I don't know if the companies that continually send out the unending streams of crap actually make any money through it, but I hope not.

I'm not sure that I have a real point other than to say that I despise Spam and spammers.

"If a person feels he can't communicate, the least he can do is shut up about it." - Tom Lehrer