« Something Bad is Going to Happen... | Main | Introducing... »

It Only Gets Better!

A couple of weeks ago, I wrote an article about how Jerry Springer was running for a senate seat from Ohio. Wait a few weeks and it only gets better.

Today, CNN is reportingthat Larry Flynt, the publisher of Hustler, is going to run for California governer. He even suggested a slogan for himself...

"Vote for a Smut-Peddler Who Cares."

Wow. Doesn't that just get you going? Doesn't that give you confidence? I know it does me.

If his slogan doesn't get you, there were some other quotes in the article that will really make you shake your head. My favorite was this one. "Just because I publish pornography does not mean that I am not concerned about the social ills that all of us are." I am far from what you would call a prude, but I do think that he would qualify as one of those social ills. I mean, would you really want someone like him living next door to you? Probably not.

Once again, we will have to rely on the voters, and we all know how well that works.

"Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under." -H. L. Mencken (1880 - 1956)


hello! i found you via geourl and discovered you live in my area.

Post a comment