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Its All In The Name...

The Angry Fat Man. How does one become an angry fat man? It has taken me years of practice to become angry and fat. The man part didn't take a lot of work on my part. Lets break it down a little bit, though.

Angry... Am I an angry man? Depends on what time of the day it is. I guarantee that at some point during the day, some person of lesser intelligence will do something that requires me to ridicule them in some way. Does that make me angry. I guess you can say that. The good part about it is that I do get over it quickly, so the anger does pass quickly. And don't be one of those people that tells me that I shouldn't be angry. Everyone out there gets pissed off at something throughout the day. It could be some idiot on the highway that cuts you off. It could be some stupid story on the news that makes you want to hit someone. It could be one of your coworkers. It doesn't matter how it happens, but people do get pissed off. So get off my back... It gives me stuff to write about.

Fat? Well, yes. There isn't a lot more than I can say about that. If it makes you feel better, call me pleasantly plump and get over it.

So, to sum it all up... Angry? Yes. Fat? Yes. Man? Last I checked.